Stories

The Untitled Prison’s a place that gets lonely at night. With no mail to read as no one will write. Depending on people I thought were my friends. Waiting for pictures that nobody sends. Then waiting for visits that never take place. From so-called loved ones who’ve forgotten my face. Dressed to the nines with…
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Forgive Me Not I realize some of my “Zap Tales“ are hard to believe, but for the most part they are as factually accurate as possible. At times, to make them an easier or more humorous read, I might change the order of events, or highlight a few points to give my audience a much…
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Let Freedom Ring On July fourth, we celebrate our liberation from the British and the signing of our Declaration of Independence. An icon of liberty and freedom which quickly traveled the globe. Now two hundred plus years later, barbecues will be ablaze, children young and old alike will celebrate, and department stores will offer bargains. Close…
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Potholes of the Soul For those of you that read it, “The Epiphany” was a life altering true story brought on by a simple seagull. If someone were to tell me my entire outlook on life would have changed five minutes prior to this transpiring, I quickly would have asked them who was selling drugs…
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Wax On, Wax Off Prison, not exactly a place you would equate with being funny, but since I would much rather laugh than cry, I am well known to do as much at anyone’s expense. Thankfully I am 230 pounds; otherwise I am sure I would have been attacked for a few of my bigger…
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